David A. Thoen

On October 30, 2024, David A. Thoen, a proud resident of Benton, PA, after a valiant battle,
succumbed to “the hockabutis”—a condition he concocted that he described with such flair that
we almost believed it was real. Born October 13, 1956, David was a master storyteller and the
king of corny jokes, always laughing at his own punchlines and making sure those around him
were smiling, too.
A skilled woodworker, David not only crafted beautiful custom furniture but also transformed his
garage into a haven filled with way too many tools—so many that we aren’t even sure what
some of them are! Each piece he created was a testament to his dedication, blending
practicality with artistry. He was an avid reader and left behind a huge personal library full of
books, reflecting a life filled with curiosity, adventure, and a love for the written word.
David leaves behind a family who loved him dearly, including his daughter Dawn and her
husband Michael, daughter Teri, and son David; his five beloved grandchildren, Elijah, Samuel,
Jaidyn, Ciera, and Akira; his mother Carol; his sister Wendy, whom he absolutely adored; his
awesome big brother Dale and Dale’s wife Trish; his brother Bill; his sister Donna and her
husband Koker; his brother Kerry and his wife Anne Marie; and many, many nieces and
nephews whom he fussed over relentlessly.
He was preceded in death by his father, Donald, and his cat, Musty.
All inquiries regarding services may be directed to **dthoenmemorial@gmail.com**. Any other
inquiries may also be sent to the same email. Additionally, if anyone has pictures or stories they
would like to share, please send those along as well. David did ask that those who want to
remember him privately should please have a taste of rum while shouting “shelladeedee.” He
was one of a kind, and while our hearts ache with his absence, his legacy of laughter,
craftsmanship, and an unquenchable curiosity will continue to inspire us all.
Online messages of comfort for his family may be sent to condolences@HellerFuneralHomeLLC.com